Fun with Food in Fiction

 

Larry Underwood Eggs

Food in Fiction

I'm sure I'm not the only person on Earth who enjoys recreating a meal from a book or a movie. I think it would be great fun to have a club dedicated to recreating fictional meals. I'm sure clubs like this exist somewhere, too, but not here, unfortunately. That would be the ultimate book club - have a little potluck with the meals in a book when it's time to discuss the book (assuming that there is any food in the book, or maybe the rules would be that books with meals must be chosen for the club to read. Yeah, that's better). 

One simple dish I like to make sometimes is "Larry Undewood Eggs," as in the photo above. Minus the Debussy playing in the background as it was in the book. (The Stand.)

There are quite a few food items or meals mentioned in that book. Mother Abagail's fried chicken that she made for the guests that she knew were coming, the pork chops, the ears of fresh corn; Frannie's strawberry-rhubarb pie; Nadine's Stroganoff casserole; the meals Nick made for his prisoners, so many options! (Yeah, but we can leave out Lloyd's desperate meal of rat tartar and Flagg's rabbit, lol.)

I also like to "take part" in Dennis and Arnie's leftover Thanksgiving turkey ritual in Christine. The scene in the book was something that harkened back to their boyhood days and made Dennis realize he needed to take action to help his best friend. So I'll have leftover turkey on Wonder Bread with mayo...sort of a double nostalgia thing, my nostalgia for their nostalgia. 

How about movie & tv food? Let's skip the scene in Demolition Man with the burger. 😂 It was funny, though. How about the scene in Twister instead: seared steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy "that is in its own food group." Oh, and all of the food in The Sopranos. Yeah! That's the ticket! 

There are so many examples, it's impossible to list them all here. But it is a fun thing to do in the kitchen sometimes. If that makes me a weirdo, so be it! 

How about you? Do you have any favorite book, movie, or tv food you like to recreate? 

And Now, Another Episode of: "So Many Sausages, So Little Time," featuring -- Eckermann's Sausage

 I got three words fer ya, Pod'nah...Eckermann's Hot Links! 

A Sausage for Every Occasion

We're very fortunate because we live in an area where sausages are prolific. I can name several towns, all within an hour's drive from here, where sausages are made and sold. Some of them carry the name of the town, or the family that owns the company, others have more colorful names. Most of them are pretty darn good. But...then there's Eckermann's. 

When I was growing up, Waak Sausage was a regular in our family. It was the perfect sausage, the flavor was unsurpassed. The grind was just the right size, not too big and not too small. They used a lot of mustard seed in their "secret" mix, and smoked the sausages just right. We had them all of the time at family barbecues. My grandma used them when she made klobásník (a.k.a. sausage kolache). But, if Waak's was not available for some strange reason, Eckermann's took up the slack. 

My great uncle had a meat market and made smoked sausage, but we still preferred Waak's over his. The rest of his offerings, including summer sausage, were great! But his sausage always fell short with us for some reason. The flavor was off...it was either missing something or it had an ingredient that just wasn't agreeable. So we stuck with Waak's. 

Alas! Waak Sausage is gone now. They closed down some years ago. The buildings are still there, but they house some other meat market now. So Eckermann's inherited the throne, at least in our house. Sausage perfection! 

We don't eat a lot of sausage these days, but Eckermann's is definitely the "go-to" when we do. Usually we get the pork version. I couldn't find it last time, so I picked up some hot links instead. It was a great choice! They have just the right amount of heat. 

Around here we like REAL sausage, not that "pink slime wannabe" poser. (I'm not going to name any names, but they used to run a lot of ads on tv, and probably still do.) 

If you're ever in this area, make a plan to do a "Sausage Tour." First, just go to our local Mom-n-Pop grocer in town because they carry a lot of sausages from different companies there. Then map the rest out accordingly. Yes, they DO have several varieties of Eckermann's, including dry sausage. 

If you don't live around here, fear not! Eckermann's has a website and they will ship sausage to you if you order at least 10 pounds of their product. That is SO easy to do. Just order one of each variety. I'd skip the head cheese version though, because I'm not a fan. But if you are, hey! Go for it! 

I rate Eckermann's Hot Links at 5 out of 5 stars! It even passed the "White Bread Test." If you get a chance to try some...do it! Dooooo iiiiiit! 

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Recipe: Nan's "Knock Your Socks Off" Potatoes

Get your fork! We're ready to Rock-n-Roll!!!

A Little 'Tater Background

This is a recipe my maternal grandma (Nan) used to make on a regular basis. She was Czech, but I don't know if the recipe was a Czechoslovakian method of cooking or if she just started cooking them that way herself. She had so much energy for so many things -- she worked from sunup to sundown with hardly a break. She wore many hats: mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, gardener, baker, cook, seamstress, volunteer...those are just a few examples. She always made sure none of us went hungry. She always had something available for us, as well as any visitors, whether they were invited or just dropping in for a quick visit unannounced. 

She liked to challenge herself in the kitchen and one her challenges was how quickly she could get a meal prepared. She liked to get lunch prepared in 30 minutes, and she would time herself. Dinner might take a little longer, depending on her mood and whatever she had in the baking queue on any particular day. That could be why this cooking method for potatoes was a favorite. My grandpa was German and he loved his meat and potatoes, so I'm sure that factored in as well. 

I don't have any real measurements for this recipe, I just make them from what I learned by observing her method. The best I can do is try to get a measurement on how many pounds of potatoes are used next time I make them. 

This recipe is best with fresh, red potatoes, but any waxy potato variety will suffice. You can use starchier potatoes (like Russets), but the end result will be different, because waxy varieties of potato hold their shape better. However, I would recommend starchier potatoes for this method if you are planning to make mashed potatoes, because it removes a step and saves time. 

Another great thing about this method is that all of the nutrients in the potatoes are retained instead of going down the drain. But be warned! These potatoes are SO GOOD, that you'll be tempted to forgo all of the other dishes and gorge on these potatoes! They are so good, I almost fall over every time I eat them. The flavor will knock your socks off! 

Recipe

A large frying pan is crucial for this recipe, unless you are only cooking for one person. Actually, go ahead and use a frying pan anyway, because you will absolutely want to have leftovers for the next day. (If you are able to control yourself, that is.) 

• 1 frying pan: 10", 12", 14" - it depends on how many servings you'll need. We usually use a 10" or 12" and that will make 4 reasonably-sized servings. 
• Red potatoes (or any waxy variety) as needed
• 2-3 Tbsps. Cooking oil (light olive oil, canola, or vegetable oil)
• 1-2 Tbsps. unsalted butter
• S&P (to taste)
• water (as needed)

1. No need to peel potatoes. Wash, trim any bad bits, then cut into bite-size pieces. Use as many as needed to cover the bottom of the pan.

2. Place potatoes in a single layer in pan. 

3. Add water just to cover potatoes (see below), then add oil and butter. (or just add oil & add the butter after potatoes are done.)

4. Add S&P. Stir to combine. 

5. Bring to a boil over high heat. 

6. Turn heat down to about medium-high. Stir potatoes once in a while. 

7. Test potatoes, and when they are about "al dente," turn the heat back up to high and cook until the water evaporates (au sec). The potatoes will form a small amount of sauce with the oil & butter. Add more butter if you wish.

8. You can eat these just as they are, or allow them to brown a bit. They are spectacular either way. 

Boil Those Beautiful Babies!

Cook to au sec.

Add a bit more butter if you like & stir until mixed.

Rock-n-Roll!!! 

Costco Product Review: Safe Catch Ahi Tuna - An Encore Performance

Ahi Encore

Too bad it's not albacore tuna, then I could have titled this: "Encore for Albacore." 😆

I popped open what I thought was the last can of this lovely tuna yesterday. (Turns out there was another hidden in the food safe, so we're not out just yet.) 

I decided to make the classic "Tuna Salad" with this one. As promised in the  original Safe Catch review, I took a picture of it after I took it out of the can and before I crumbled it up: 

Not very impressive, huh? Don't let that fool you. 

It gets even better...

Look at those lovely chunks! 

And here it is, shredded and ready for the rest of the ingredients. The difference this time is: I did not drain the tuna. I was doing some reading on the Safe Catch website and there was a mention about leaving the liquid in to be absorbed after the tuna was shredded for use. Out of habit, I drained the last can and let one of the tuna loving doggies have the "tuna juice." (I had to give her a consolation prize this time.)

Tuna Salad

When I make tuna salad, I do it one of three ways depending on mood: 

1. I add mayo, a little lemon juice, and S&P (maybe just P-it depends on the tuna)

2. I add mayo, mustard, chopped pickles, a chopped hard-boiled egg, a dash of Tabasco, a little lemon juice, and S&P. 

3. I make "PMF Tuna Salad." I'm not going to translate that here because I'd like to keep the blog "Rated PG," so use your imagination or send me an email. 😄

For PMF Tuna Salad, see the pics below. I add chopped pickles, chopped egg white, and employ a special method for the rest of the ingredients. 

This is it: 

• I mash the egg yolk in a separate bowl... 
• Add 1 to 1 1/2 Tbsps. mayo, (Duke's Mayo is the current reigning champion in this house)
• Add 1/2 to 1 tsp. Dijon mustard 
• Add a couple of squeezes of lemon juice (maybe 1/2 to 3/4 tsp.) 
• Add  about 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
• Add a dash of Tabasco
• Add 1/8 to 1/4 tsp. of shaved/pulverized onion (red, but white will do) 
• Add 1 to 1 1/2 tsps. Extra Virgin Olive Oil (omit this step if tuna is packed in oil)
• Add S&P

As for the onion, what I really go for is the "essence of onion." Just a few drops of onion juice -- it's not even necessary to have pieces or onion pulp. But under no circumstances should chunks of onion be allowed. If it's terrible tuna, that's one thing. But not for this tuna. We want to showcase the wonderful flavor, not kill it with too much onion. 

If you like your tuna salad to have even more of a crunchy texture (aside from the pickles), you can add a tiny bit of celery to it, but not too much. Try to add something that's a little more bland for texture, like chopped water chestnuts. Celery and I are always on shaky terms, as you can read here: "The Atrocious Fetor of Celery."

I only use one hard-boiled egg per can of tuna when I make tuna salad. (You know, if I wanted an egg salad, I'd make an egg salad.) 2 eggs per can is just too much for me. Of course, if food was scarce and the tuna salad needed to be stretched. I would use more than one egg. Absolutely. (BTDT, got the shirt.) I'm picky about certain food items and at present, I'm fortunate enough so that I can be picky about it. Hence the title of this PMF Tuna Salad. I'm sure you'll be able to figure out the rest of the words now. 😀

Stir all ingredients until well incorporated...

Then add the "PMF Dressing" to the tuna and the other elements and mix well. 

Add more mayo if that's your wish, but I always abide by the "Rule for Salad Dressings" and simply "cloak" the ingredients with the dressing, rather than drown them in it. 

That brings to mind a local eatery here that makes a delightful broccoli salad...or it would be if the vegetables weren't screaming for lifesaver rings because they're drowning. Okay, it USED to be delightful, but someone decided that it needed more dressing (it doesn't). I haven't ordered it again since that happened though. Maybe it was simply a mistake. 

So CLOAK your ingredients, Folks! Do you want to end up on the local grapevine? 

Gossip Hound #1: "She offered me a tuna sandwich, but I couldn't find the tuna!"

Gossip Hound #2: "Really? We have to warn everybody!" 

Okay. I digress. Let's carry on, shall we? 

Tuna cloaked in PMF Dressing

Grand Finale

This tuna salad called for an unobtrusive bread...not a bread with flavors that would overpower the taste of the tuna, i.e. - "a bread that's better for your health." I'll try it with healthier bread eventually, but this time I used plain ol' Wonder Bread. I use it on occasion when I want to taste the ingredients more than the bread (like with PB&J). 

Was it good? It was VERY good. Was it better the next day? Oh YES! So make it the night before you'll use it, if you can. That usually works if you're making it for a party or something, but if you're like me, when I crave a tuna sandwich, I want it immediately, so in that case...just make plenty so you have leftovers! 

PMF Tuna Salad on "Throwback" Bread
Served on a practically vintage platter

Happy Eating! 

Waking Up to Excitement with Tiramisu Cookies

 

I woke up and checked email this morning and found that my recipe for Tiramisu Cookies was chosen to be featured on...wait for it...Delishably.com! 

In the interest of taste buds everywhere, I will get back in the "laboratory" as soon as possible for more sweet experiments. 

This is happening at a time when Texas temps are getting higher, I'm still fighting to catch up with yard work thanks to the unusual rain amounts we experienced last month, and my workload for process serving is increasing by the day. *taking a deep breath*

That's just daytime hours though. There's plenty of time in the wee hours to conduct experiments in the lab! 

Here is a link to the full recipe for my version of Tiramisu Cookies: 

Tiramisu Cookies: The Essence of Tiramisu in Cookie Form

If you make this recipe, drop me a line either here or there to let me know how you like it. If you need any help or troubleshooting with the recipe, let me know! I really need to make a picture tutorial for this one as well as the Bienenstich Cookies. That's on the list too, so keep an eye on this space. I'll get there!