Excellent Potato Recipe (No Draining) - Make Them For Thanksgiving Or Any Ol' Time!

Nan Taters in Action

I have posted about this potato recipe before, but it bears repeating, because they are so good! I have searched the internet trying to find a similar recipe, I know there must be some out there. The closest recipes I have found using the "evaporation method" are recipes touting "Syracuse Salt Potatoes," and an almost identical version from Colombia. Both of these use approximately 1/2 cup of salt per pound, and involve whole, small potatoes. (And I am definitely going to try those recipes.)

But this recipe is not the same. While you can use whole, small potatoes, bigger potatoes can be used as well. The best potatoes to use are waxier potatoes (like Yukon Gold, or New Potatoes). About a teaspoon of Kosher salt is used, along with 2-3 Tbsps. of oil during cooking. Butter is added after they're done. 

My Czech grandmother, "Nan," made this recipe often, so I dubbed them "Nan Taters." I don't know if she saw it somewhere, or if she just decided to do it to see what would happen. She did do a lot of experimenting in the kitchen, so I think it might have been the latter, unless someone in her family made them in the past. Unfortunately, I can't ask her now, and back then asking didn't occur to me. All I knew was that they were really, really, really good...I could never get enough of them, and I could have easily eaten a whole pot of them by myself (and I could have gotten away with it with no calorie regrets too, at that age. 😄) 

Once in a while she would fry them directly after the evaporation process, but most of the time she would leave them in the "sauce." She made a German version a lot too, since my grandpa was German. She probably made every version imaginable, and then some, because he loved to have meat & potatoes every day. 

For this recipe, the potatoes from her garden were used until the supply ran out. She grew a LOT of potatoes! These were the absolute best ones to use, but using store-bought potatoes works really well too. 

I thought maybe there was a Czech or German tie to this recipe, but I haven't found one yet. If you have made these, or have family members who have, please let me know. I really thought I would find pages and pages of this recipe because it is SO GOOD. But...nope, and I used many different search terms. More people need to try this recipe, IMO, so I am posting it here again. 

Well on the way to creamy goodness!

Tools: A saucepan/frying pan, 10-12 inches (or larger, if you want a really big batch).

Ingredients: 

Yukon Gold or New (Red) Potatoes (amount depends on size of pan)

Water to cover

1 tsp. salt

2-3 Tbsps. oil (I use avocado or extra v olive oil)

2-3 Tbsps. of unsalted butter

Ground black pepper (add at will)

Method: 

1. Wash potatoes thoroughly. If you are using large potatoes, cut into bite-sized pieces. Cut enough so there is only one layer on the bottom of the pan (your mileage may vary depending on pan size). 3 medium potatoes worked well in the 10" stainless steel pan that I used.***

2. Add water to cover, the salt, and the oil.

3. Bring to a rolling boil. Crank it up! Once it gets going it almost sounds like applause.

4. Stir once in a while. Once your water has almost completely reduced, test one of the pieces to see if it is done. If not, add a little more water and cook longer. Repeat if needed until the taters are tender. 

5. The "sauce" is made from the starchy water, so don't let them evaporate all the way unless you are planning on frying right away. If you want the creamy version, let the "sauce" remain and add the butter & pepper. Stir well & add more salt if needed. You can make it as thick or thin as you like. (Just add a little more water if you think your sauce is too thick.)

From here you can serve them as is, or add cream or milk and mash them. The flavor is out of this world good, and all of the nutrients remain instead of going down the drain.

I confess that I made some last night and there were no leftovers. I just called my last portion "dessert." 😆

***NOTE: I did not rinse the potatoes after cutting like I usually do. You can do that if you feel the need. There will be less starch after evaporation, but it will still be enough to make the "sauce."

So here they are again. Give them a try and let me know what you think. If you have any issues, or my instructions aren't clear enough, just let me know and I will fix them. The finished product should be so good that you could eat the entire batch by yourself. If that is not the case, notify me immediately so we can troubleshoot!

And again, if you have info about other versions of this recipe (if you make it or know anyone who has), please share it with me! I love food history & I would like to know why I have never seen it on a restaurant menu anywhere.  It could easily be held on a steam table until service, like some other potato recipes. 

Thank you! 😊

Creamy Goodness Right Here!!!

Sloppy Joes - A Very Tasty Recipe

 

Sloppy Joe (w/bun tilted to show the filling)

Here's a yummy meal we haven't had in years. I had to make these to counteract the disappointing results we had from Manwich's Sloppy Joe sauce, which actually used to have a pretty good flavor in the not so distant past. Forget that stuff! Don't waste your money. If you think about buying it, just buy a can of tomato sauce & mix it with your ground beef instead. That would be the equivalent. Manwich is a weak shadow of itself now. The bold, satisfying flavor that they used to claim on their commercials is gone.

So enjoy this recipe! It's simple and delicious!

1# ground beef

1/2 a medium onion, diced + equivalent amount of diced green bell pepper

2 cloves of garlic, minced

2 Tbsps Worcestershire Sauce

1 tsp. mustard (yellow or dijon)

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1 tsp smoked paprika

4-5 shakes of Tabasco 

1 8 oz. can of tomato paste

Water or stock (beef, chicken, or vegetable) as needed

S&P to taste 

Buns! (or your favorite bread)

1. Brown & break up the beef into smaller pieces (a 10" to 12" frying pan works well).

2. Add onion & bell, mix well. Cook until tender but still firm, stirring once in a while.

3. Add garlic, cook for a minute or two. 

4. Make a well in the middle, then add tomato paste. Gradually mix with other ingredients, allowing the paste to caramelize a bit. 

5. Add water or stock gradually, until it reaches a good thickness. If you add too much, don't worry,  just let it simmer until it reduces after you add the rest of the ingredients listed below.  (Adding too much and letting it reduce is a good idea anyway, because it helps the beef absorb the other tasty ingredients). 

6. Add Worcestershire, mustard, garlic powder, paprika, S&P, and Tabasco. Stir well. Let simmer for 20 to 30m. If it gets too dry, add more water or stock. 

7. Great on toasted buns or bread!

Product Review: H-E-B Bakery Tortilla Chips

Ahhhh...H.E.B. Bakery Tortilla Chips...they come in handy when we have leftover taco filling but don't want to open another package of crunchy taco shells. 

These chips are light, crispy, and delicious! 

Great for taco salad, dips, chilaquiles, or crushed & used as a coating for chicken (or fish). 

Bonus! You don't have to worry about these being "recycled" (like some restaurants tend to do). 😁

The H.E.B. where I found them had 3 varieties: unsalted, sea salt, and chile limon. So far we have tried the unsalted & sea salt versions. No complaints at all!

Many years ago there was a company that made these & they could be easily found in grocery stores, even in our little town. Then either the company closed, or the chips just lost their luster for shoppers. Maybe "Santitas" killed them, but I can't imagine why. Santitas are some of the worst tortilla chips on the market. 

Big thanks to H.E.B. for this offering! 

Product Review: H.E.B. Nacho Cheese Chips - Shout Out To H.E.B.!

I was craving Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips (Frito Lay version), but the price for a 7 oz. bag at Walmart is insane, and it doesn't get any better at any other store. Some crazy price like $2.78 (at our local store. Close to that, anyway.) Tooooooo much! So I nixed that idea. I didn't want to buy a giant bag either. I don't crave them that often. 

About a week later I was at H.E.B. when I noticed their version: Same size for a buck! Count me in! 

They are not exactly like the familiar Frito Lay version, but they are very tasty. They satisfied the craving. If I had seen a price like that anywhere else but H.E.B. I would have been skeptical. But H.E.B. strives for quality, so I wasn't worried. 

It took me 4 days to finish the bag (because of the calorie count), so this "fix" should last a while. 

Thanks once again to H.E.B.! 

Here's a pic of the chips in the bag. This is not a full bag. It was just before my third "round." 

Restaurant Review: Cazadores Mexican Restaurant - Sealy, Texas

Mexican Guacamole

Call me cautiously optimistic. This is a restaurant that has been around for decades. On the visit prior to this one, I had already made up my mind that I was not going to eat there anymore, because of the severe decline in quality. They just weren't even trying anymore, so it seemed. 

We have numerous Tex-Mex and other eating establishments in this town, but not many have the space we need for a meeting. We were expecting quite a few people, so this is the place we had to use. 

I decided ahead of time to only order things that were "safe." (I hoped so, anyway.)

They brought out the chips. Wow! No dark brown chips at all! They were all fresh. Let's be real here. There are establishments that recycle chips. I know this place did because I saw it with my own eyes one day when I was waiting to pick up an order many years ago. 

But you don't need to see it to know that it's happening, because different shades of chips brought to your table is a dead giveaway. It was getting out of hand here though, because the last few times we were there, the chips were almost unpalatable. A few fresh mixed in with a ton of recycled. About 

25% fresh/75% ugh, but I'm being kind. It was really more like 10/90. 

That wasn't the only issue though. Menu items were below par too. Even the basics, like rice. Overcooked, 1 tick away from the point of mush. You could have made pudding out of it. 

The cheese enchiladas were getting "hit & miss" as well. Originally, though they were not as good as the best ones I've ever had, they were good. Many Tex-Mex restaurants use Extra-Melt cheese (usually Land o' Lakes), that's not easily accessible for the rest of us. You can buy it now in bulk online & in some food warehouses, but you'd better have freezer space, or some chums to toss in $$$ to share among households. That is what they normally used here, but they were getting lax about it. If they ran out, they would sub with regular cheese, and it's just not the same. No creamy cheesy goodness to mesh perfectly with the sauce. 

I could list more, but this post would get really long. 😆

Back to the story: The chips were fab, and the tea...omg! So good this time! Miles away from the weak offerings we had been getting before. No excuse for that at any restaurant. Consider the cost of tea bags. Restaurants can buy at wholesale prices, so - pennies per pitcher. No reason to make it weak, especially considering the charge per glass, (even with refills). 

The complimentary salsas: red sauce was great! Green sauce had an odd aftertaste. I tried it twice & gave up on it. 

After viewing improvements, I still decided to err on the safe side & ordered Mexican guacamole, queso with extra jalapeños, and threw in a bean tostada. The bean tostada was okay. It was a "puffy" tostada, so very dramatic visually, but lacking in flavor. That's it in the pic below. It looks like a salad, but there is a tostada under there. 😆

Tostada Hide 'n Seek

Queso was on point. It's not easy to screw that up, though it is possible. It was a generous serving, so I shared it with tablemates. 

Queso! (Large bowl of jalapeños not pictured.)

After viewing the plates of my tablemates & questioning them, I got a good report overall, so next time I might take a chance and order a full meal. Without rice though, because that didn't pass anyone's "smell test." Still overcooked and mush-mush. 

There's really no excuse for mushy rice. It is so easy to make it attractive AND flavorful. Maybe I should give them Mom's recipe. The rice consumption would go WAY up. People would be ordering a plate of rice for dinner & small entrees as a side dish. YES. It is THAT good.

I'm happy to see that this restaurant appears to be going in the right direction now: up instead of down. I hope this trend continues. 

Recipe: Green Bean Casserole - The Stovetop Method; A Holiday Shortcut

I started thinking about a stovetop version of green bean casserole a few months ago. I decided to try it out just for the heck of it to see if it would be as good as the oven method. Finally got a chance when I happened to have 1/2 can of mushroom soup hanging around, along with an open package of crispy onions that needed to be used up. So I decided to go for it, using one can of green beans. 

This method can come in handy, especially around the holidays when and oven gets a workout and some dishes have to take turns. Also great if you don't have an oven, or if you get a craving for this dish but don't want to heat up the kitchen with the oven. If you have a microwave but no oven, you can still use part of the recipe, because obviously the crispy onions MUST be toasted. It's just not the same if they aren't. 

Also, some things just don't work well in the microwave. I have started this dish in the microwave & finished it in the oven before, when time was short, but there wasn't a problem doing it that way. Microwave only? No way! 

Sometimes I see posts that mock this dish, but I would really miss it if I didn't have it at least once during the holiday season, or for cravings at other times of the year. Nostalgia food. Comfort food. All good as long as you don't make it a weekly habit. 😁

It turned out really well on the stovetop, next time I will let it simmer a little longer, but other than that, it was very satisfying with the crispy onion topping. 

First: toast your onions. I used a stainless steel pan and it worked just fine. A bonus with this method is you can leach some of the oil out of the onions if you let them rest on some paper towels while you prepare the rest of the dish, and leach out a few calories too. 😆 Otherwise, just put them in a bowl & set aside. Also, if you like them darker, go for it. These were dark enough for me after toasting.

Before Toasting

After Toasting

Next, wipe out the pan out with a paper towel, (or not). There will be bits left in the pan from the onion toasting. I left those in. Add the soup & milk. Add a little pepper, mix well, drain beans, and add those in. Let this simmer & reduce for a few minutes.

Add part of the crispy onions. I always save as many of the onions as possible for the crispy top layer. Too many in the soup layer can get a little funky anyway. 

I always sprinkle extra pepper on the top. Just ignore this if you don't like a lot of pepper. Simmer for a while, let it reduce a little more, Then sprinkle the rest of the crispy onions on the top & serve.

The Result - Success! Still tasty as ever & saves a parking space in the oven for another dish that is waiting in line. 

Belated Butterfinger Review & Crunch Test

I came in late in the game on this one. I had no idea that the Butterfinger brand was bought by Ferrero about 5 years ago (or so). I don't eat a lot of candy, so I don't feel bad about missing the memo, except I might have purchased a bar a little more frequently if I had known. Maybe. 😆

For those who didn't know, I will provide a brief summary. It might be brief. It could get a little longer. That happens sometimes. 

I was reading, (it might have been in Quora), when I ran across a post about Butterfinger. Quite a few people were complaining and whining about it, because it wasn't the same. So I'm thinking..."bought by Ferrero, how bad could it be?" I remember having one at least once since it happened, and it tasted great. Better than usual. But I was really hungry when I ate it on a work break, so I didn't think much about it at the time. 

So of course I had to get one for a taste test. I mean really...Ferrero. Ferrero, for Pete's sake, purveyors of the lovely Ferrero Rocher confections that are so well-loved. 

No artificial flavors or colors. I can dig that. That's the problem with a lot of the lower-priced candy these days. When I was growing up, we didn't have 10,000 variations of candy bars. We had a few good choices, and they were good until many of them started being made with cheaper ingredients. 

I can use the Nestle Crunch Bar as an example. It was always satisfying, but in later years, it started tasting too "waxy." I stopped buying it. It just wasn't enjoyable anymore. Not long ago I bought one just to see if it was better or worse. I was pleasantly surprised because it was very good. I did not know that Ferrero was responsible for that change. That is another brand they purchased, along with 100 Grand & Baby Ruth. (I will be trying those again soon.)

Check this link for additional brands: Ferrero. Like...Keebler! That was another nice surprise, because Keebler cookie flavors went south over the years too. 

But back to good ol' Butterfinger. I have no complaints. Sometimes companies "improve"  or sell a brand to another company and the results are very disappointing, (I point to Coke & Wolf Hot Dog Chili Sauce as great big losers in that department. Coke was never the same after the "change" & change back. Wolf had great hot dog sauce, discontinued it, brought it back, and now it sucks). 

But Butterfinger? Delicious! It might be a little less crunchy than before, but that's it. It is still crunchy enough for satisfaction, IMO. 

I conducted a crunch test just for grins. 

Here it is right out of the package, I snapped it in two: 

Next was a bite test. Two bites:

And the crumbs left after it was completely consumed:

I tried my best to contain them as I ate the bar over the plate, but some did escape. It fractured nicely, as you can see in the photos. 😂

I don't know what all of the complaining is about. The chocolate is nice and "chocolatey," the filling is satisfyingly crunchy. I only bought one bar that day. I totally would have eaten another if I had had one. 

For more entertainment, search for copycat recipes on the internet. There is the original copycat recipe, and one that uses candy corn. Yes. Candy corn. I saw several of those. Maybe it works? But I am not a fan of candy corn, so I'd go for the original copycat first. 

Two thumbs up and if I had more thumbs, Butterfinger would definitely get more thumb votes. Try it out if you haven't lately. 

Kitchen Tip: Precise Rice Advice

If you love rice and you work with it a lot, you probably already know this, but for those who are occasional rice users, it can come in handy. Sticky rice is great for many dishes, and there are types of rice that produce more starch for things like sushi rolls. But if you want to use rice that isn't as sticky/starchy - in a dish like fried rice, for example, then this tip is for you. 

If you're making fried rice from leftover rice, it's not a problem, because the rice is not going to be as starchy after it has been in the refrigerator overnight. But what if you want to make fried rice for lunch or dinner as a main dish? 

One good way to make "loose" rice is to just make a pilaf. Add a little oil to the pan, sauté the rice until it is coated, then proceed with the recipe (using whatever ratio you need depending on the type of rice you are using). Pilaf is made using an aromatic (like garlic or onion), and a bay leaf too, but you don't need to add those unless you just want to. Just sauté the aromatic for a minute or two before adding your rice. Bay leaf goes in after you add your water or stock.

A faster way to do this is to put everything in your pan or rice cooker, then add 1 tablespoon of oil or butter, then cook as usual. After the rice is done, fluff it and leave the lid tilted so it can dry out a little more. It is ready for action for your fried rice recipe, etc. 

The rice in the pic above was made using the faster method. It was used for a lovely pan of fried rice that we had for lunch. I'll have to post the recipe. It's not traditional, but it is tasty AF. It's one of those recipes where you could just eat the whole pan because it is so good.

It's possible that I might have already posted this recipe somewhere. If I did it was quite a while back & this dish has had improvements (re: the method) over the years, so it wouldn't hurt to post it again. 

Recipe: Need an Emergency Pie? Try This Easy Cherry- Cream Cheese Pie

 

This one was just a "throw-together" pie that turned out really, really well. I have to post about it so I don't forget. 

It all started with a pre-made pie shell that I wanted to use before it was unusable. I like to make my own pie dough & I don't buy pie shells very often, but I was curious about the texture & flavor. It was a Pillsbury frozen crust. (I am always leery of Pillsbury products because some of their products have an unpleasant aftertaste.) Since these were in the freezer section, I thought it might differ from the refrigerated version. They seem to be pretty popular. I remember when Pet was the king of pie shells in this area, but I guess they got out of the pie shell game, or they just don't ship to our area anymore. 

I've never been a fan of canned fruit for pies because most of them have an obscene, insane amount of sugar. So I'm either going to use fresh fruit, frozen, or dehydrated. This time it was frozen cherries. There was one package in the freezer, the organic kind. It was only 10 ounces. 

I thought, well, I can always just make a galette with the filling, but it was such a small amount, I changed my mind. I didn't want to add any other kind of fruit, so I decided to use an 8 ounce package of cream cheese that was also in the freezer. Posipka was the finishing touch. I had some of that in the freezer as well, but it's something you can throw together in minutes, so it's not a big deal if you don't have any on hand. 

Ingredients: 

Homemade pie dough for one 8-9 inch pie, or a store-bought pie shell.  (I'm sure it would be great with a graham cracker or cookie crust too.)

One 10 oz. bag of organic frozen cherries

One 8 oz. pkg. of cream cheese

1/2 c granulated sugar (I used Zulka Mexican Sugar)

1 egg

1 tsp. vanilla (I used vanilla paste for this recipe, but regular vanilla is fine)

1 Tbsp. cornstarch

Posipka at will! (you'll need sugar, flour, and butter for this)

Method

For the cherries:

Dump cherries in a saucepan, turn the heat on low. When they start to release juice, turn the heat up to medium. Once they have softened, you can mash them with a potato masher as much or as little as you please. 

Add 1/4 c of sugar to the cherries. Stir well. 

Mix the cornstarch with a little water (1/8 c or so) to make a slurry, then pull the cherries off the burner and add the slurry. Stir until combined, then put it back on the burner and cook for 2 to 3 minutes. Remove from burner, cover, and set aside to cool. It doesn't have to be completely cool before adding to the pie, but you don't want it too warm either. 

For the cream cheese:

Put the cream cheese in a microwave-safe bowl and microwave until softened (30 to 60 seconds - do it in increments). You can do this in a pan on the stove if you don't like using, or don't have, a microwave oven. Once is it softened, (it's okay if it's a little "soupy," don't worry about it. Just try to keep soupy to a minimum). Add 1/4 c sugar, mix well. Let it cool slightly (pop it in the fridge for 10 minutes or so). It can be warm, but not too warm, so your egg won't curdle. After cooling, add the vanilla, mix well. Scramble the egg and add to mixture. Mix until well combined. 

Set oven temp to 350ºF. 

Prepare your pie shell, (or remove from package if store bought). 😄

Put the cream cheese mixture in the pie shell, use a rubber spatula, if you have one, to get every bit of it out of the bowl. Spread evenly on bottom of shell. Place in fridge while you prepare your posipka. If you want, you can top with the cherry mixture and either swirl it in, or leave it as is. Just make sure all of the cream cheese is covered if you opt not to swirl. 

For the posipka: 

I just "play it by ear" when I make posipka. Some people melt the butter, but it's better to leave it solid, IMO. That's how my Czech grandma did it too - solid. You have to gauge it depending on the recipe, but if you make too much, don't worry. It freezes nicely for your next dessert. 

I start with 2 Tbsps. butter, straight from the fridge. Add 2 Tbsps. flour & 2 Tbsps. granulated sugar. Then just pretend you are making pie dough and use a manual handheld pastry blender, or a fork. Mash until crumbly. You'll have to add additional flour as needed to get it to the right crumbly state. Sometimes I also end up adding a little more sugar. It's really a personal preference - some people like to make their posipka sweeter, some don't. I like a good balance. Just eyeball the posipka on the pie in the pic, that's what you want it to look like. Crumbles of all different sizes. 

After making the posipka, take out the pie. Add the cherries if you haven't already. Then sprinkle with posipka. Fire at will...or rather...posipka at will! 

Bake for 30-40 minutes, but check at the 30 mark. The dough should look golden by then, your cream cheese will look puffy, and you can test with a knife or toothpick to make sure it is done. Your dough should be okay at that temp without covering the edges, but if your oven runs hot, go ahead and use protection.  

Let it cool on the counter for a while, then put it in the fridge to cool completely. 

It might sound like it takes a long time to prep, but it doesn't. Once the cherries are done, the rest of the prep takes less than 10 minutes (if you have already prepared the pie dough, or have a purchased pie shell).

It's a tasty, quick dessert if you need one for a party or potluck. 

Enjoy!

P.S.) If any part of the instructions are unclear or seem goofy, just let me know and I'll clarify. I do proofread before posting, but sometimes I miss things. 😁

Killer Garlic Bread Recipe

This one takes a little more elbow grease than "cheater garlic bread," but it is absolutely worth it. Use FRESH garlic too, not the one that's already peeled and minced. Fresh. 

Use your favorite bread, whether homemade or store-bought. This recipe is enough to cover 2 halves of a loaf of French bread. You could do slices as well, if that's what you fancy. 

I used: 

About 3/4 of a stick of unsalted butter. Or you can go ahead and use all 8 Tbsps. Either way, leave the butter out until is softens. Spreadable, but still firm. (It works better this way instead of melting the butter. It's more of a PITA if you melt it, let's just put it that way. Melting is great for spreading the butter, but the minced garlic has to be shoveled on with a spoon & won't spread evenly. So...no. Don't melt it.)

Garlic...I used an entire bulb for this. Use a garlic crusher if you have one. It makes life easier. I also used one of the tubes made for peeling garlic. Otherwise, you'll have to peel one by one with your knife, or smash them to release the peel. 

S&P - I seasoned with Kosher salt & some pepper

Oil - I used 2-3 tsps. of avocado oil

1 tsp. of garlic powder (not garlic salt). Because...why not? 

Mix & mash together until well combined, then slather it on your favorite bread. 

You can add other things too: herbs, your favorite cheese or cheeses, red pepper flakes, (or even more fresh garlic, if an entire bulb isn't enough for you). I was just itching for some good garlic bread, and that was the goal here. 

Toast the halves or slices in your oven until they reach your desired doneness. I let it get a little toasty on the edges, but that was it. I didn't want the garlic to burn. Alternatively, you can put the halves back together and just bake for a bit, but the results are better if you toast the halves, so the yummy garlic butter can melt into the bread. 

A great accompaniment for any meal, but it can also be a meal by itself. That is up to you. All I know is that I really enjoyed the chunk I had for breakfast the next morning. 😀

Let's Cook Some Broccoli - A Simple Recipe, A Great Flavor

 

I still have an issue with the guy who posted a video and tried to convince people that their veggies at home were not as good as they are in a restaurant. It just totally rubbed me the wrong way. He tried to claim that the "secret ingredient" that makes restaurant veggies taste so good is...butter. 

In the first place, I want to know where in the world he is getting all of these wonderful restaurant veggies, because the majority of the time, veggies are an afterthought in a restaurant. They are usually overcooked, undercooked, over-seasoned, or under-seasoned. And by over-seasoned, I mean salty AF. At least with under-seasoned, you can add what you want. 

So, unless you are dining at a 5 star restaurant, (and sometimes not even then), your average side-order veggies are a disappointment. I would say...99% of the time. That has been my experience. Your mileage may vary. 😀

Forget what he said. It is just pure BS. You can make veggies at home that far surpass any restaurant veggies. It's the cooking method, not the 5 pounds of butter, that make veggies good. They don't need a lot of adornment, but you can go that way too, once the cooking method is down pat.

Back to the broccoli. Unless I'm planning a broccoli casserole or broccoli soup with the leftovers, I usually just grab a good-looking crown of broccoli instead of a big bunch. That gets us through a meal with maybe enough left over for lunch the next day. (No guarantee on that though. It might all be consumed the very night it is made.) 

Either way, first rinse your broccoli. If you have a designated spray bottle for vinegar that you keep next to the sink (and if you don't, you should), spray it with that first. Then rinse & set it aside for a few minutes. 

For just a crown, I use either a 2-quart or 4-quart saucepan. Fill it 3/4 of the way up, add about a teaspoon of Kosher salt (less if you use granulated salt), and set it to boil. 

Then process your broccoli. Cut the crown into florets, and try to make them somewhat the same size. Cut them in half if necessary. But don't make a big deal out of it, as long as it's mostly uniform, you'll be fine. Peel and dice the stem too. 

Rinse again for good measure, then add to the saucepan after the water has reached a rolling boil. Stir, bring back to boil, then turn down to simmer. It will take 6-8 minutes before it's ready.

The pic above was taken after the water started to boil again. You can see it floats. Pennywise would approve. 😀

In this next pic, you can see that the broccoli has started to go below the surface. That's when you want to pull it. Sometimes I let it cook for about another minute once it dips below, but most often I pull it. 

Drain (no need to shock it in ice water), & add a little pepper & maybe 1 tsp. of butter, and toss until coated. Delicious!

Or you can leave it as-is, you use your favorite topping, or use it for soup, casserole, etc. Perfectly cooked, al dente. That's how it should be. If it is olive drab "army green," you are cooking it waaaaay too long!

If you aren't getting results like this with your broccoli, just drop me a line so we can figure out why. 

Product Review: Rice-A-Roni

 

Rice-A-Roni...it was introduced in 1958, do we really need to talk about it? Yes. Yes we do. 

I remember the commercial from many years ago, it was on tv a LOT. The San Francisco Treat. Yeah.

Well, it is good. It is one of the food items I don't mind eating cold from the fridge if there are leftovers. 

I don't know how many flavors there are now, but I still like the chicken flavor the most. Second is the "pilaf," if it is still out there. All flavors are made with the pilaf method, but ok, we'll let it slide. 

I mostly want to talk about prep. How do you make yours? Do you follow the instructions on the package to a T? Years ago I started subtracting water and now I only use 1 1/2 cups instead of the recommended...what is it? 2 1/4? No, no, no. That's way too much. It gets too big and "wormy." Stick with less water. It is so much better that way. 

So try it out. I am in south central Texas, so the right amount where you are might be different, depending on the region you live in. 

It's also a good idea to use a 10" pan to make it, rather than a 2 quart pot. 

2 Tbsps. of butter, yeah, it works. You can use oil too, really, but butter kinda hits the spot. Use unsalted though, since it already has a lot of sodium. 

A homemade version of this is actually pretty good too, but you know how it is with nostalgia flavors. Sometimes you just have to have the original. 

Bring it to a rolling boil before you cover an reduce heat. A rolling boil...not a simmer, not a barely boil. A ROLLING boil. 😆 Yes, one day I will get a camera and post an example of a rolling boil. 

Then when it's done, fluff it, and tilt your lid so steam can escape & it dries out a little more. Then it's munchie-munch heaven. 

Here's another tidbit...I used to get the family size sometimes when we needed extra, but I stopped doing that long ago. The balance of the flavor packet vs. the rice is not the same. I haven't tried it again in a while, but I'm betting it's still the same way now. Just splurge and get 2 regular size. This is not the only product where this issue happens, by the way. 

So far they haven't done anything with it to change it, because why mess with perfection? Each time a company starts monkeying around with a flavor, thinking it has to be "updated" or whatever, it's no good anymore. I have to cite Coke and Wolf Brand Hot Dog Sauce as examples. 

If it's good, leave it alone! At least the Rice-A-Roni folks make different flavors instead of ruining the original one. I give them 40 thumbs up for that! 😆

Recipe - Sausage Kolache or Klobasniki: I Don't Care, Just Give Them To Me!

 

I'm not going to "ding" anyone for not using the proper term for these lovelies: Klobasniki (Klobasnik or Klobasnek for singular). Growing up, we were very fortunate to have access to these very frequently, since my Czech grandmother was such a prolific baker. We knew the proper term but almost always called them "sausage kolache." (Kolach - singular; kolache - plural.) Did we call them kolaches too, instead of kolache? Yes we did. 😄

Anyway, I made a batch not long ago using Eckermann's Sausage (made in New Ulm, Texas), which has been my "go-to" for these for a very long time. Waak's used to be a favorite local sausage, but unfortunately they are not around anymore. 

You can use your favorite sausage for these though. They are just better if you get your sausage from a local purveyor who knows their way around a sausage, if you have one available. 

I cut the sausage into 8 pieces and then cut each piece in half. Initially I was going to make 8 big ones. I decided to go for a smaller size & try to get a better balance of sausage:dough. 

Instead of making dough balls, I rolled out the dough & used a standard size (household) biscuit cutter. But you can use whatever method you like. I did it this way and had some dough left over (which is always fun).

Ingredients:

3 to 3 1/2 c flour (dip, level, pour method)

1 large, room temp egg

1 c milk 

5 Tbsps. butter, melted

3 tsps. instant yeast

3-4 Tbsps. granulated sugar (I only used 3 for this batch - 1 to feed the yeast, and 2 for the dough)

1 tsp. salt (I used Kosher)

1/4 c plain potato flakes (or cook a small potato, mash, & use 1/4 c)

Method: 

You can also mix it in a stand mixer if you like, but I like making the dough with a "minimal kneading" method. 

It's no big secret. I just take advantage of the "autolyse method," where the flour & water are combined and allowed to autolyse before the other ingredients are added. I add all of the ingredients together and then "autolyse." I might get "dinged" for this by others, but I don't care. It works, and I have not had any issues doing it this way. I use the method for regular bread dough as well as kolache dough (with eggs). 

First this though: Always bloom your yeast! It doesn't matter if you're using Active Dry yeast or Instant yeast...always bloom/proof it! It serves more than one purpose. It ensures that your yeast is alive, and that it will dissolve completely into the rest of the ingredients. If you don't bloom it, you might end up with dry yeast granules in your recipe and that just sucks. 

So here's what I do:

Add 1/2 cup milk, yeast, and 1 Tbsp. of sugar together in a bowl. Mix & let rest until it blooms, 5 or 10 minutes. You should warm the milk first if it's straight from fridge. For this batch, I actually used 1/2 c filtered water (room temp) for this batch, and then 1/2 c milk later. You'll know your yeast is working when you get a nice spongy, foam on the surface. 

While you're waiting for the yeast, melt the butter & let it cool slightly. Crack the egg into a bowl & scramble it. 

After the yeast has bloomed, add the rest of the liquid (1/2 milk), the butter, and the egg. Add the flour, 2 Tbsps. sugar, 1 tsp. salt, and the potato flakes. Mix well with a spoon (or a Danish whisk, if you have one). If it seems a little dry, add 2 or 3 Tbsps. water. 

After everything is incorporated, cover and let the dough rest about 20 minutes, then do a series of folds 2 or 3 times. If you have a dough scraper, it makes that job easier. Just pull it up and over, rotate the bowl, pull up and over again, then rotate again, etc. 

Cover & let rest another 20 minutes or so. 

Do a series of folds again. 

Cover and let rest another 20 minutes. 

Do another series of folds. By this time the dough should be just about ready. 

It won't be very sticky & you can handle it without using flour on your hands. If that's the case, then it is ready. Sprinkle a little flour on the board or whatever surface you're using to work with the dough. 

Knead it 2 or 3 times & shape it into a ball. Let it rest 10-15 minutes, then you can roll it out for your cutter or cut it into smaller pieces and roll those into balls.  

I really need to get a decent camera so I can shoot a video of the process. It is a lot easier than trying to explain it. 

This was my result. Now...you can use more dough if you like, but frankly, I like mine with very little dough. They aren't as pretty and round, but the balance is a lot better. More even as far as sausage bite to dough amount. My grandma used to peel the sausage and they are good like that too, but it is more work. 

Now, if I could just get the oven to behave, we'll be in great shape! One of the elements sometimes flakes out on us. Which isn't bad for some dishes that can be rescued, but can pose problems for bread dough or cakes.

Any questions about the recipe...just shoot me line! Happy Eating!

Kolache with Monkfruit - A Successful Experiment

 

I finally got around to making some kolache with monk fruit and I am satisfied with this first round of testing. 😆

I have used monk fruit in the past but never with yeasted dough. No adverse affects, at least not with this batch. I'll be doing more testing soon. 

The posipka was also made with the monkfruit, and while initially there was a bit of a cooling feeling on the tongue, (from the sugar alcohol that is combined with the monkfruit), after baking, this was not an issue. 

I just have to note that the cherry filling had 1-2 tsps. of sugar because I already had it on hand for another project. The monkfruit won't be a problem as a sweetener for cherries, so I'm not worried about it. 

Here we have "almost" no added sugar. 😆

So...until the next time we meet on Kolache Avenue...happy eating! 😉

Product Review: Costco's Kirkland Organic Mixed Vegetables

 

Costco's Kirkland Organic Mixed Vegetables, (Pictured above with country fried steak and mashed potatoes & gravy), are a cut above the other mixed vegetable options on the market. I have no complaints about this product at all. 

It's a well-balanced mix of green beans, green peas, corn, and carrots. It's good as a side dish, but you can also use it in other dishes like soups or homemade pot pies.

I was never a big fan of mixed vegetables in the past. Costco changed my mind, but now I only want to use their veggie mix. I just can't buy any other brand now. 

Costco: Don't change a thing with these, please! 

My favorite way to make these is to cook them longer than recommended on the package, then drain completely and add a tiny bit of butter plus S&P to your taste. Delicious! 

Kitchen Tip: Sauté Safety - Help Prevent Burns & Flare-ups

This easy tip is actually a tip...or a tilt, if you prefer. When you are frying or sautéing, tilt the pan and let the oil run to the other side when it's time to flip your food. This helps prevent splatter all on the stove and yourself. Especially handy if you are using a spatula to flip, but it also helps for tong or fork flipping.

If you already use this method: Hooray! If not, then give it a shot. Avoiding possible blisters & a messy cooktop that takes extra time to clean are the two best reasons.  

The tenderized steak in the pic above turned into a country fried steak meal with gravy, taters, and Costco mixed veggies. Yum!

Kitchen Tip: Did Your Cake Fall? Here's One Solution

Strawberry "Invisible Trifle" Cake 😆

Just as Frankenfurter said, lol

It was oven betrayal that caused this fall. The lower oven element decided to take a powder. When I checked the cake at 5 minutes left, the batter was not baked enough. So I jiggled the element a bit with a wooden spoon and reset the oven. 

I set the timer for 5 more minutes, but I thought it would take longer. Nope. When I checked, the top was getting too brown & it had fallen in the middle. Not all the way, just about half. 

So it wasn't bad. Too brown, but that could be trimmed. I thought about just doing that and moving on. This was supposed to be the vehicle for some strawberry filling I made from H.E.B. strawberries that had frozen in the fridge. Because I didn't want to take the time and make kolache. 

Well...why not have a little fun then? I cut it in half and used a "whiskey on the rocks" glass to cut the middle out. It was the perfect size. 

I used the strawberry filling to fill the outer circle. In the middle I decided to make a strawberry & whipped cream trifle. By the time I finished with the whipped cream on the outside, you couldn't tell it suffered any damage. 

Yes, I know, I could have made "cake pops." But I don't like those at all. Smoosh cake & frosting into a ball. It's like some kind of "pre-chewed" Charlie's food. I'm sure the smooshing part is a lot of fun though, as long as you're wearing gloves. 😆 

I did end up getting more fresh organic strawberries to chop up and use in the "trifle." I didn't go nuts and decorate with sliced strawberries on the side since we were enjoying this at home, but if I had to take it to a potluck or something, I would have. I would have also frosted it differently too. More polished & professional. Ready for the "runway." 😆

This next photo below is what it looked like after a couple of slices were removed. Not "runway material" at all, but it sure was tasty. So it's just another option to try if you are not a "cake ball" fan. Mini tortes would have been another good option. Maybe next time. 😁

So there you have it. Strawberry Invisible Trifle Cake. I'm sure it has been done thousands of times by many bakers, but for anyone who didn't know about it, now you know. 

Day 1: Yeah, looks like a xenomorph came out of there. 

                                                                                 😂

Day 2: Even tastier than Day 1. 
Still looks like a prop in a Halloween Horror House though. 
😂

The filling was absolutely excellent. A big thank you H.E.B. for such beautiful strawberry offerings! I was determined to use them even though the fridge froze them. (It was a whole pint, so yeah, didn't want them to go to waste.) 

I just tossed them in a saucepan, and added...maybe a teaspoon & a half of sugar. It could have been 2. They didn't need much. We want to taste the strawberries and not the sugar, no? 

They stewed in their own juices. No extra water was used, and no cornstarch for thickening. They thickened enough when they cooled down. Not runny at all. Just start them off on low heat at first, until they start to release juice, then turn it up and let them simmer for a while. Mashed with a potato masher (the one that's good for mashing beans, not the waffle kind.) I'll take a pic of it and add it later. 

The recipe for the sponge: I'll have to post it here. It was lemony, and a perfect complement for the strawberries & cream, though a vanilla version would be good as well. 

Homemade whipped cream. Don't be afraid! It's not a big deal. I rarely even measure it. Just dump about a cup or so in a bowl (double if you need extra), sprinkle in a little granulated sugar (maybe 1/2 Tbsp. or a whole Tbsp., depending on your preference), dump some vanilla in, (if using), and go to town!

But you don't have to go nuts with the mixer right away. I learned from some experts that it is best to start off slowly, then gradually increase the speed of the mixer. It does hold its shape better if you use that method, if you plan on piping. 

I'll be making this one again. It was delicious. 

Any questions? Just drop me a line.